Wednesday, May 4, 2016
Florida doesn't do anything small
If it looks like a nice, sunshiny day, odds are it's 99 F (37 C). After a while here, you start thinking that 86 F (30 C) is nice and cool.
When I grew up, my mom always emphasized the importance of being outside in the sun and enjoying sunny days. In Florida that way of thinking will get you a heatstroke and possibly skin cancer.
If it's cold, it's probably not all that cold on the thermometer, but the combination of high humidity and being used to 99F makes 45 feel like the coldest it has been anywhere. Ever.
If it rains, you think investing in a car might have been a mistake - clearly you should have bought a boat. Or, built an ark. My current workplace would be understanding if weather prevented me from appearing on time, but I have had an employer who said, "It's just a tornado."
A windy day somewhere else might be an inconvenience. A windy day in Florida will blow the roof off your house.
Plants that barely survive potted in a greenhouse in other places become trees in Florida.
Bugs in other places are small and can be annoying. Bugs in Florida grow to the size of small birds. Or, there's a billion of them. Not joking. A billion.
Since I'm afraid of bugs I'll do everyone a favor and not include a picture of that.
Love bug season sounds cute. It is not.
Snowbird season also sounds cute. It is not. It's hard to find crowds like tourist season in Florida.
Do you have extremes where you live? What's the worst?